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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50568780337</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50568780337</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 06:30:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When the Secretary for Security responds to rise in rapes by telling women to not drink so much</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/76c12c4ad863e0236559642ade3bc892/tumblr_inline_mmtr7gdbUR1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Sources: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=4&amp;amp;art_id=133749&amp;amp;sid=39663661&amp;amp;con_type=1&amp;amp;d_str=20130515&amp;amp;fc=4"&gt;The Standard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.info.gov.hk/gia/general/201305/14/P201305140617.htm" title="Government transcript"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Government transcript&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50479548294</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50479548294</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 01:33:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When another expat wants to be friends just because we're both expats</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/41569f6208807d82c41cfab786b92b25/tumblr_inline_mhy6t39VbN1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e8b3a984b64cc2c409ea7b0688525522/tumblr_inline_mhy6u7qWq01qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50411176891</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50411176891</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 05:52:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When HSBC is making it nearly impossible to use ATM cards abroad</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a544b504b0efede3d43172cbb9d52455/tumblr_inline_mmqbk8rnhD1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Just experienced it last week, and heaven help you if you don&amp;#8217;t have an HSBC credit card to link to your account or if you do have one and end up with unexpected huge fees.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.scmp.com/news/article/1235719/hsbc-cards-no-longer-work-many-overseas-atms"&gt;SCMP article, for those not already aware of what you&amp;#8217;re in for&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50341219078</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/50341219078</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:54:33 -0400</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>hsbc</category><category>banks</category><category>atm cards</category><category>ohmyfuckinggodfuckyou</category></item><item><title>When a rubber duck is big news</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8edbcd06e1e708d80ada45829a142496/tumblr_inline_mm5iut3saa1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/49415555491</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/49415555491</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 23:57:07 -0400</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>rubber ducky</category><category>whocares</category></item><item><title>When yet another cupcake shop opens up</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzglvmA0o1r2wf2t.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(RIP Krispy Kreme, 2006-2008.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/48111056916</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/48111056916</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:17:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When the air pollution keeps getting worse</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/515a54953ec712a8664c7617dbd2787a/tumblr_inline_mjdw35wsV61qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fb6ea23283b80bd6b83a53b8c08b047e/tumblr_inline_mjdw68vh7L1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/48110818622</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/48110818622</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:06:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When TVB Pearl cuts away during the final minutes of the Rugby 7s with the score tied</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f587d7c37d217e1968a1fd86e884873f/tumblr_inline_mk6007jHEj1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/46218815655</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/46218815655</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:22:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When expats refer to Hong Kong as "the 852"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2cff509f55ac95aed1eecc645ccbed85/tumblr_inline_mjwbn6ciWr1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45902055956</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45902055956</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 04:02:25 -0400</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>expats</category><category>852</category><category>gangstas</category><category>wegotabadasshere</category></item><item><title>When it's the first rainstorm of the year</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/74f3e1a203d18a54a23ebf0829a3643d/tumblr_inline_mjwl08NutA1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45747523013</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45747523013</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:28:40 -0400</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>rain</category><category>so it begins</category></item><item><title>When it's almost time for the Rugby 7s</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8f311b4f3596a65855049882a6e0c71e/tumblr_inline_mjshyrCEXf1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45563892424</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45563892424</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:36:21 -0400</pubDate><category>rugby sevens</category><category>rugby 7s</category><category>sevens</category><category>rugby</category><category>hong kong</category><category>hk7s</category><category>south stand</category><category>drunkasfuck</category></item><item><title>When people are playing Candy Crush everywhere I go</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/41b34a74f90884907864f2acc507a10c/tumblr_inline_mjjd31CTWW1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45176864167</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45176864167</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 03:08:28 -0400</pubDate><category>candy crush</category><category>enough</category><category>stop it</category><category>ffs</category></item><item><title>When someone suggests Brickhouse for dinner</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a5861a87893b0ccf7967d2a712786db5/tumblr_inline_mjizoz75Yx1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45168544137</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/45168544137</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 00:18:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hong Kong-to-the-US reverse culture shock #2</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I went back to America over the holidays&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fe3536b3faf5145420735bd0d42e46c4/tumblr_inline_miti4uMTyX1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(For God&amp;#8217;s sake, you&amp;#8217;re tracking dirt everywhere.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/44532111032</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/44532111032</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 04:01:56 -0500</pubDate><category>reverse culture shock</category><category>hong kong</category><category>us</category><category>take off your damn shoes</category></item><item><title>When the financial secretary claims he's middle class despite earning more than HK$300k/month</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b2fd1df95a6bc3eefc671505705379f3/tumblr_inline_mixpw66rJ31qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;But Tsang defended himself, saying &amp;#8216;I think it may not be necessary to set a limit on the salary [when defining what is middle class], in fact it is a lifestyle … I have read articles which say the middle class are those [people] who drink coffee and like French movies – I like movies and tea, so there’s not much difference [between mine] and middle-class lives.&amp;#8217;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Sources: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1162443/john-tsang-defends-budget-against-criticism-doing-too-little"&gt;Tsang defends budget against criticism for doing &amp;#8216;too little&amp;#8217;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=21&amp;amp;art_id=131505&amp;amp;sid=39092794&amp;amp;con_type=1&amp;amp;d_str=20130228&amp;amp;fc=4"&gt;FS raises eyebrows with middle class claim&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/44205841776</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/44205841776</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>middle-class</category><category>french movies</category></item><item><title>How I picture some HKers trying to decide on an English name</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/74669aa0eac858d9d03b02b93cb6ca0d/tumblr_inline_mim6z03OaO1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/43944877600</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/43944877600</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:33:30 -0500</pubDate><category>english names</category><category>hong kong</category></item><item><title>When HK visa forms still list "spinster" as an option for marital status</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/73670d2824d2c109ddd242076bd1840f/tumblr_inline_mim6nsIuG61qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/43768657337</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/43768657337</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:13:33 -0500</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>spinster</category><category>old maid</category><category>crazy cat lady</category><category>forever alone</category></item><item><title>When I'm tired of trying to figure out who should receive lai see</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4c02fcbfe1f85d0c3c6898c68ab03d65/tumblr_inline_mhy68sUlV41qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/42823004413</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/42823004413</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:38:10 -0500</pubDate><category>lai see</category><category>hong kong</category><category>red packets</category></item><item><title>Hong Kong-to-the-US reverse culture shock #1</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I went back to America over the holidays&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1926aeab718c87553e933b69125288dc/tumblr_inline_mgtauk5Ebf1r2wf2t.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/40831162163</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/40831162163</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:20:15 -0500</pubDate><category>hong kong</category><category>reverse culture shock</category><category>america</category><category>food</category><category>supersize</category><category>everything's bigger in...</category></item><item><title>When I try on clothes in Asian sizes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrxvp3hba1r2wf2t.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/40499366929</link><guid>http://cantomemes.tumblr.com/post/40499366929</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 00:21:17 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
